More Run-On Sentences (and Sentences to Run On)

When starting a race, remember... Only think of two things - the gun and the tape.  When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other.  ~Sam Mussabini


Spotted on the back of a cross country runner's t-shirt... "My sport is your sport's punishment."




 
For the morning runner... 

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up.
It knows that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve.
It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle
when the sun comes up you'd better be running. -Anon

Because no good "run on sentence" post would be complete without Pre... What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running? -Steve Prefontaine, in junior high, when he first saw Cross Country kids at practice... who would've thought?



When you're ready to take the next step... The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank. ~George Sheehan

And when you'd rather be having a drink... The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.  ~Martin Mull